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His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Accountants The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Accountants
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Accountants I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Accountants
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Accountants If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Accountants
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Accountants I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Accountants
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Accountants Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accountants
You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Accountants Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Accountants
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Accountants War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Accountants
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Accountants Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Accountants
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Accountants Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Accountants
It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Accountants "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Accountants "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Accountants
