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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Property And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Property
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Property When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Property
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Property I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Property
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Property Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Property
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Property The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Property
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Property "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Property
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Property "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Property
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Property When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Property
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Property Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Property
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Property "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Property
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Property Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Property
