Multisports Promotions Ltd - Promotes triathlons, on and off road duathlons, running, cycling and adventure racing events. Also provide management and general team building events, and foreign holidays.
Mountain and Water - Details of the activities available from the company, which organises canoeing, caving, climbing and team building courses.
Golf Web - Golf course in Clyne (Swansea). Course characteristics and fees.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Recreation and Sports Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Recreation and Sports
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Recreation and Sports Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Recreation and Sports We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Recreation and Sports
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Recreation and Sports The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- Mark Russell "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Recreation and Sports
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Recreation and Sports "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Recreation and Sports I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Recreation and Sports
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Recreation and Sports "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Recreation and Sports Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Recreation and Sports
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Recreation and Sports Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Recreation and Sports
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Recreation and Sports The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Recreation and Sports
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Recreation and Sports I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Recreation and Sports
