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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Travel and Tourism
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Travel and Tourism Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Travel and Tourism What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Travel and Tourism
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Travel and Tourism
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Travel and Tourism Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
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"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Travel and Tourism The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Travel and Tourism A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism
I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Travel and Tourism