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"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Arts and Entertainment It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
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-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Arts and Entertainment
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Arts and Entertainment "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Arts and Entertainment
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Arts and Entertainment A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Arts and Entertainment The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Arts and Entertainment
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Arts and Entertainment It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Arts and Entertainment
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Arts and Entertainment
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Arts and Entertainment
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Arts and Entertainment If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Arts and Entertainment
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Arts and Entertainment I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Arts and Entertainment
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Arts and Entertainment I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Arts and Entertainment
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Arts and Entertainment The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
