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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Recreation and Sports "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Recreation and Sports
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Recreation and Sports Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Recreation and Sports
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Recreation and Sports Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Recreation and Sports
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Recreation and Sports
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Recreation and Sports "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Recreation and Sports
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Recreation and Sports There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Recreation and Sports In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Recreation and Sports
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Recreation and Sports He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Recreation and Sports "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Recreation and Sports
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Recreation and Sports "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Recreation and Sports
