The B&B Shop - A directory of selected facilities. Includes a description of each.
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Bed and Breakfast "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Bed and Breakfast
Marriage is a rest period between romances. Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Bed and Breakfast Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Bed and Breakfast
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Bed and Breakfast A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
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"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Bed and Breakfast "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Bed and Breakfast
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Bed and Breakfast A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Bed and Breakfast
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Bed and Breakfast "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Bed and Breakfast
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Bed and Breakfast blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Bed and Breakfast
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Bed and Breakfast When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Bed and Breakfast
Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Bed and Breakfast Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Bed and Breakfast
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Bed and Breakfast Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Bed and Breakfast
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Bed and Breakfast A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Bed and Breakfast
