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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
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-- Russell Baker "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
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-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Camping and Caravans
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf Camping and Caravans If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
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Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
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-- Anonymous We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Camping and Caravans The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
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We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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-- Virginia Woolf Camping and Caravans "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
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-- Mark Twain Camping and Caravans
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
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-- Lana Turner "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Camping and Caravans Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
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If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) He who laughs, lasts.
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other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) If we don't change the direction we are going,
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2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Camping and Caravans Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
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-- Samuel Johnson cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
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