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The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Education "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Education
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Education Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Education
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Education "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Education
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Education Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Education
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Education Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Education
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Education A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Education
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Education "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Education Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Education Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Education
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Education Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Education
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Education ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Education
