A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Travel and Tourism
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Travel and Tourism
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Travel and Tourism True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Travel and Tourism
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Travel and Tourism Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Travel and Tourism
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Travel and Tourism "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Travel and Tourism
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Travel and Tourism
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Travel and Tourism Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Travel and Tourism
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Travel and Tourism
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Travel and Tourism A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Travel and Tourism
