When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Llandow "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Llandow
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Llandow A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Llandow
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Llandow "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Llandow
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Llandow Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Llandow
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Llandow If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Llandow
blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Llandow Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Llandow
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Llandow One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Llandow
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Llandow cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Llandow
The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Llandow To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Llandow
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Llandow All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Llandow
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Llandow Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Llandow
