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The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Llantwit Major America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Llantwit Major
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Llantwit Major To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Llantwit Major
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Llantwit Major Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Llantwit Major
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Llantwit Major Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Llantwit Major
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Llantwit Major Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Llantwit Major
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Llantwit Major Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Llantwit Major Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Llantwit Major
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne What's new? Most of my wife. Llantwit Major You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Llantwit Major
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Llantwit Major If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Llantwit Major
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Llantwit Major When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Llantwit Major
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Llantwit Major "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
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