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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Education All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Education
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Education Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Education
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Education Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Education
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Education blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Education
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Education The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Education
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Education In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Education Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Education
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Education "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Education
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Education Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Education
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Education And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Education
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Education Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Education
