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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Weather Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Weather
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Weather An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Weather
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Marriage is a rest period between romances. He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Weather I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Weather
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Weather I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Weather
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Weather There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Weather
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Weather "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Weather
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Weather "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Weather
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Weather A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Weather
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Weather The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Weather
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Weather There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Weather
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Weather In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Weather
