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Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Motoring Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Motoring
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Motoring Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motoring
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Motoring I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Motoring The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Motoring
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Motoring "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Motoring
Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Motoring All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Motoring
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Motoring My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Motoring
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Motoring A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Motoring
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Motoring Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Motoring
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Motoring "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Motoring
Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Motoring We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Motoring
