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"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Health The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Health
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Health Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Health
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Health Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Health
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Health "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Health
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Health Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Health
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Health "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Health
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Health Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Health
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Health The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Health
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Health A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Health
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Health All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Health
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Health No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
