I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Education Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Education
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Education MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Education
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Education To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Education
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Education "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Education
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Education Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Education
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Education Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Education
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Education Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Education
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Education The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Education
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Education "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Education
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Education I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Education
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Education Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education
